beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

fortheloveofgodfrey:

Shang from Mulan as Godfrey Gao

SORRY kind of irrelevant but i actually think about this so much someone please make this happen bc fav movie + fav person~~~~

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day